eudio | cuddlr

[backwaterbelle]

Rogue (32) Mutant. Avenger. Asskicker. Southern born and raised. New York resident. Sassy as all hell.

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after the meet and greet i know we are not done i just want it.

[sanative]

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Should have told me you were my age.

[ Leonard McCoy, everyone, way more suave in person than in text apparently. ]

i welcome this with open arms always!

[backwaterbelle]

Because every woman likes leading a conversation off with her age.

Problem?

[There sure as hell better not be one, but she'd rather know now if he prefers barely legals.]

excellent~

[sanative]

No, but it would be nice to know you're not kissing some barely legal woman.

Opposite of one, Rogue. Pretty thankful about it actually.

[ Seriously. He feels like a dirty old man it's the worst. ]

[backwaterbelle]

I don't exactly look like a teenager, but fair warning there is a teenage version of me running around here.

Good to hear. Now I won't write you off as a dirty old man. :P

[sanative]

Sometimes people look older or younger than their actual age. Good to know about the teenage self though. Won't...be kissing her any time soon.

Did you just use an emoticon at me? Now you've got me doubting about that 32 claim.

[mindmeld]

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[ A familiar face. Some measure of comfort, at least. Though he has no idea what is meant by tindr. And the profile is not informative. ]

[backwaterbelle]

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[She's not quite comfortable being too open with the identifying tidbits of her life. Though, maybe with some suggestions she'll revamp it.]

Howdy handsome. How are you doing today?

[mindmeld]

[ Maybe he will mention something. Eventually.

And, oh dear, small talk? ]

Today has been acceptable. And yourself?

[backwaterbelle]

[She's the cruelest with this torture of words.]

Just acceptable? I suppose that's better than 'horrible' and 'no good, very bad.'

Mine's been productive. Just got off work and will be headed to the pool in a hot minute. Want to join me?

[mindmeld]

It is likewise a better descriptor than 'fine', which humans seem so fond of using.

Swimming is not an activity I find useful, so I shall refrain. Perhaps another time?

[vexy]

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[backwaterbelle]

I'm utterly shocked.

Bored?

[vexy]

pandemonium paperwork, apparently even in cuddle-land you need all your t's crossed and i's dotted

oh, in case u havent heard yet, i'm ur new boss

[backwaterbelle]

Welcome to responsibility sugar. I'd offer to help, but then you'd never learn.

Oh I've heard. Sounds like you're primed and ready to try abusing that power.

[vexy]

know all this shite inside & out. had 2, else my darling dark fae brethren would cheat me left n right & make me look a fool

got nothin to abuse, unless ur makin a request ;-)

[thenormalsquint]

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At least with this thing, no moron will get cuddles off of "ay bb wan sum fuck?"

[backwaterbelle]

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Please tell me that pile of manure ain't never worked.

Actually, if it has, I don't want to know.

[thenormalsquint]

Don't ask me. If I "wan sum fuck", I'd rather get it from something with a rechargeable battery. At least then once I throw him in the drawer, he's out of sight and out of mind.

[backwaterbelle]

Sex toys are far more reliable than men I've discovered.

[cosmik]

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how do u know that all hell is sassy

[backwaterbelle]

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It's a saying.

But hell ain't full of the polite ones I reckon.

[frightening]

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[backwaterbelle]

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I'm appreciating the effort you put into your cuddlr sugar.

[frightening]

I'd have been disappointed if the sass claim was false advertising.

[backwaterbelle]

Well I clearly wouldn't want to disappoint a complete stranger, even if he's not terrible on the eyes.